Tag: funny mom

Things Moms Say

It recently dawned on me that I am becoming a broken record. Sure, I’ve always said certain things repeatedly: Don’t touch that! Don’t pick your nose! No, I’m not wiping your butt. Inside voices, pleeeease!  But recently, I’ve noticed I don’t actually mean what I’m saying. Stick with me here, as I drummed…


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The BEST Free Mother’s Day Gift *revisited*

Dear Husband, It’s that time of year again. Mother’s Day is this weekend and I’m sure you’re scrambling, to come up with something really special for the woman in your life. You know, the one who takes care of you, your children, your household, without thinking of herself. Yes, that amazing lady in…


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The Day I Forgot My Child

Well, yesterday was a first. I understand parenting is full of firsts, but yesterday was not necessarily a first that I’m proud of. It was the first time I forgot my child… The morning was off to a rocky start to begin with. I rarely have early morning meetings, but yesterday was that…


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