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Things Moms Say

It recently dawned on me that I am becoming a broken record. Sure, I’ve always said certain things repeatedly: Don’t touch that! Don’t pick your nose! No, I’m not wiping your butt. Inside voices, pleeeease!  But recently, I’ve noticed I don’t actually mean what I’m saying. Stick with me here,…

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The People vs. Baby #4

The People vs. Baby #4

People: “is this your second?”  Me: “no, it’s my 4th.” People: “huh? ohhhh. wow. uh…” Me: “don’t worry, my condition is not …
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