Easter is already next weekend which means Mother’s Day is right around the corner. It’s hard to believe how fast spring is moving along this year.
As a child, I always struggled with picking out the perfect gift for my mom and usually settled on a trip to the nursery to help her plant her yearly flower pots. It was something meaningful to her and it shaped years of memories for me. We always chose experiences over presents.
Now that I’m a mom of 3 (almost 4!) my husband seems to struggle with the same problem and usually just asks me what I’d like for Mother’s Day. If you’re reading this and searching for a wonderful gift this year that will surprise mom and tell her how much she means to the family, I may have an unique idea for you!
I recently stumbled upon an awesome company called PatronArt. PatronArt is on a mission to make original and commissioned art accessible to everyone while helping independent artists thrive. PatronArt was built to connect talented artists with passionate art buyers, and make original art accessible to everyone. Their online concept is simple and inviting as it always helps hard-working artists thrive by purchasing their original pieces of art.
A commissioned piece of art would be an amazing gift idea for mom this year! It sort of combines the present and experience idea I always struggled with for my own mother. PatronArt makes it really easy to get in contact with the perfect artist to make your mom’s masterpiece come to life. Turn your mother’s photo into a beautiful custom artwork through PatronArt as hundreds of independent artists are ready to create that once in a lifetime gift for mom.
We all know mom deserves the best this year, so treat her to a thoughtful, creative Mother’s Day gift she’ll cherish forever!
*This post was sponsored by PatronArt, all thoughts and opinions are my own.
It’s that time of year again. Tomorrow is Mother’s Day and I’m sure you’re scrambling, last-minute to come up with something really special for the woman in your life. You know, the one who takes care of you, your children, your household, without thinking of herself. Yes, that amazing lady in your life will be celebrated tomorrow and you’re probably thinking….. crap! I procrastinated, again.
Fear not, dear husbands. Because I have the most epic solution for you. In fact, you will be a hero … dare I say legendary … if you follow my free advice.
Are you ready for it?
Just leave your wife the hell alone.
That goes for your children too. Tell them to get lost.
Allow me to spell it out for you. I’m not trying to talk down to you the way I speak with my 1-year-old, I just want to make sure I paint this picture clearly.
Here are 15 reasons why Moms want to be left the hell alone on Mother’s Day.
Moms want to use the bathroom in peace.
Moms want to not have to make 5 different breakfasts, only to clean up and make way for lunch.
Moms don’t want to change diapers. News flash, I know.
Moms want to watch a 1 hour Netflix show in less than 6 hours. That means no interruptions.
Moms want to walk through the house without silently whispering to herself: WTF HAPPENED IN HERE!?
Moms want to take a bubble bath without an audience.
Moms might want to have a mimosa at 10 AM or a coke or whatever her potion.
Moms don’t want to have to referee the screaming, hitting, fighting and whining.
Moms want to go to Target without an entourage of hood rats running down the aisles, hiding in clothes racks, screaming at the top of their lungs about bodily functions. Moms want to go to Target A L O N E.
Moms want a clean house. Sure, they may clean up the house the night before Mother’s Day but since you and the children are leaving her the hell alone she won’t have to pick up another Lego, Barbie shoe or your dirty smelly socks for the rest of the day.
Moms want to lounge in their yoga pants without judgement. Or maybe a mom wants to get dressed up without the glaring eyes of a child followed by: “whoa! mom! you got dressed nice, where are we going?!”
Moms want to binge on candy without hiding in the closet.
Moms want to sleep. Not sleep like a baby, because moms know babies don’t sleep. Moms want to sleep like their husbands.
Moms don’t want to have to spend 2.5 hours trying to get the kids to bed. Moms don’t like it when the “I love you too” sounds angry and frustrated.
Moms don’t want to feel the guilt. That means if you’re going to give the lucky lady in your life this day of luxury, don’t make her feel as though she owes you until the kids are 18.
So there you have it, dear husband. The simplest, greatest gift you could give the amazing mom in your life. And think of it this way, you and the children can enjoy a wonderful day together. I’m sure the children will obey and not make crazy demands and not fight and not scream and be the perfect little angels that they are.
This past weekend was so AWESOME! Back on the desk… it’s like home, sweet, home. I only anchored the two early shows this last weekend, and it’s a good thing I did… because I came home and passed out both nights by 9:30. I still don’t have all my energy back.
I am so blessed to have a job that I love… and to work with amazing people. Here is the link to my grand return to the anchor desk, and the package that aired about my accident and recovery…including an amazingly awkward hug, from my dear friend, Ted. Link: She’s Baaaaaack
With this good news, comes a dose of bad. I went to the doctor this morning for a check-up. My pelvis looks great! He said it has healed 100%. However, I have some fractures in my feet. We won’t know the extent of the damage until my MRI, which is scheduled for Tuesday afternoon.
I’m not going to lie, I had a real moment when I found out I may have some fractures and contusions in my feet. It is getting difficult, but I have to keep searching for the light at the end of the tunnel, even if it is pushed back a little further. I am so ready to be able to walk, pain free. This slight set back is only allowing me to continue to practice patience, something I have never been great at…. but I hope at the end of it all, I will be a master.
I hope everyone had a wonderful Mother’s Day. I have so much admiration for all the hard working mamas out there. I wished my radically stylish mom in the ’80s, a Happy Mom’s Day! (see pic). Yesterday morning, I said to Jeff…. “Do you think maybe I can have coffee in bed, since I am a mother to our two dogs.” He said: “Why don’t you ask them?” But, eventually, he caved.
I will keep you posted on the situation with my paws…. until then, I am camped out on the couch watching movies.